campbell mccormack, maisie quinn, and ryan stumacher
the plan
happy new year! new year, new issue, same aer’d you know and love. this week, we’re serving up a healthy plate full of mice, zoëtry, sex ed, and memes. shoutout siegfried for his use of footnotes – obviously he read our last issue. dear readers, remember to never lose hope, even when it feels impossibly far away. if nothing else, maybe our little magazine can be a bright spot in your day.
the good
“eclectric,” the lego batman movie, warm fuzzies, paint-your-own pottery, smoothies for breakfast, seven eleven grapes, splitting a pint of ben & jerry’s, college touring (apparently), fi’s samosas, baked chips, gallon of goldfish, the version of “great balls of fire” in top gun: maverick (2022), british people, frank’s red hot goldfish, hugh grant in notting hill
the bad
being sick at school, chain stitches, seven eleven cheese, tummy hurt, john’s hoagie, hotboxing your roommate, the fiske guide, going back to real school, miles teller’s porno mustache in top gun: maverick (2022), “let’s just go knife,” alex baldwin in notting hill
the ugly
“ryder slumacher,” eight hour long bus ride, “this hotdog is so big, dude,” seven eleven apples, amelia’s research paper, combat, campbell’s long running obsession with top gun: maverick (2022), when men stop being in love with you and don’t know how to be your friend, fights over notting hill